Corrupt-a-Wish

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Granted, but his mobile battery has run out and his cordless phone won't work without power, so it doesn't get him very far.

Wish that guy in a row boat from Budapest would row harder.
 
Granted, he has a lousy sense of direction though.

Wish I had something good to for dinner.
 
Granted, it is a gourmet meal of your desire, however you have to pick it up in Iceland.

Wish Inventor would stop complaining.
 
Granted, prime Aberdeen Angus scotch fillet. But Scuba Lady hasn't returned your electricity yet, so you'll have to cook it on your camp stove.

Wish I felt motivated to get some work done.
 
Granted, but due to a cosmic anomalie, you are two posts ahead. And I get to eat all your groceries on the trip.

Wish I wasn't watching a Robin Williams straight to DVD movie.
 
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