Chinese food: An expose'

[Snowbear]

Snowbear: Is it true that there is more than one way to skin a cat?

Yes. Do you need recipes as well

 

[The Chairman]

In all fairness to all peoples everywhere (especially YellowSnowEater), I would like to admit to consuming the following "exotics"

Gator (ain't nuthin' greater)
Armadillo (on the half shell)
Possum (Road Kill Stew)
Squirrel
Thompson's Squirrel
Water Moccasin (It was me or him, and I won)
Gecko eggs (raw)
Cooter (eat mo')
Mud Puppies (hard to catch, but good in a stew)
Coon (never again, I promise)
Horse
Yak (Yuk)
American Buffalo
Grasshoppers
Crickets
Frog Legs (sorry Kermit)
Bear
Venison (dear me)
Moose
Antelope

and possibly more, but my brain hurts to think how much I have consumed. Anyone got a Rolaids?

 

[Snowbear]

So do you skin the road kill before you eat it, or just scrape off the tire grit?
I can say from experience that muktuk tastes nothin' like chicken

 

[TCooperWFI]

Quite frequently eat jelly fish (revenge) when in China and during my last trip I had deep fried Scorpions, two to be exact. They were actually pretty tasty, tale and all.

 

[The Chairman]

Tire grit? THATS what that was! Here I thought the guy was saying "true grit"...

 

[The Chairman]

I have eaten urchins and jellys

 

[Snowbear]

Sea urchins and jellys don't taste like chicken either. Sea cucumber doesn't taste like any vegetable I've ever eaten.

 

[Tiny Bubbles]

......Do you need recipes as well

Please. This is, after all, "The Scuba Chef Corner". It would be wrong to post about cooking cat without sharing the recipe!!!

Here's where I'm coming from... My wife's cat has developed some behavior problems. She (the cat) won't use her litter box any more. She has no problem using potted pepper plants, however... the few that were fortunate enough to survive the harsh winter we have up here... and digging up half their root system in the process of using them for a toilet... and kicking the soiled soil all over the dining room. As far as I'm concerned right now, we should all be eating cat and wearing cat. And using the unusable parts of cats for target practice or concrete aggregate or fertilizer or something. If the Chinese do in fact eat cats, it is us who should be made fun of and sung funny songs about for not doing so. I hope they really are selling cat meat to us disguised as sweet and sour chicken. I hope Oscar-Meyer is selling cat meat to us disguised as a hotdog or a slice of bologna. Anything to reduce the world cat population is a good thing.

 

[Snowbear]

It would be wrong to post about cooking cat without sharing the recipe!!!

Just substitute "Kitten" for "Chicken" in your favorite fowl preparation

 

[H2Andy]

you all are evil, evil!! i tell you, evil!!!