Corrupt-a-Wish

[H2Andy]

you are immortal, but so is PeeWeeHerman and you're locked in a room with him

i wish i was back in Kansas

[dang.... too SLOW!!!!!!!!]

 

[Missdirected]

give me back the farting and snoring

No, nn, no. He only has eyes for you now! Like that skunk Pepe le Pue on the cartoons, heheheh.

 

[Supernal]

Granted: You're back in Kansas but smack in the middle of "Tornado Alley."

I wish I knew how to dive RIGHT NOW!!!!

 

[Missdirected]

you are immortal, but so is PeeWeeHerman and you're locked in a room with him

i wish i was back in Kansas

[dang.... too SLOW!!!!!!!!]

Your back in Kansas but you are married to one of the ooompa loompas (sp)

I wish all I had to do was snap my fingers to go anywhere I wanted to to dive

Darn too slow

 

[Missdirected]

Granted: You're back in Kansas but smack in the middle of "Tornado Alley."

I wish I knew how to dive RIGHT NOW!!!!

Okay you can dive right now.

Your first dive is in ice water 200' your only air is helium

I wish all I had to do was snap my fingers to go anywhere I wanted to to dive

 

[Supernal]

Your wish is granted: You can snap your fingers and go anywhere to dive but your equipment doesn't come with you.

Wish: I wish that my plants never needed watering.

 

[H2Andy]

ok, you get there, but they lost your luggage on the way

i wish i was real smart

 

[H2Andy]

supernal: granted, but they need gold dust to survive

i wish the guy who stole my second girlfriend looks like a monkey these days

 

[Missdirected]

ok, you get there, but they lost your luggage on the way

i wish i was real smart

4 get it that wish isn't going to happen

 

[Supernal]

H2Andy: Granted, you're really smart but no one believes you.

The guy who stole your second girlfriend looks like a monkey these days but he's a billionaire.

My wish: That my ear infection would disappear RIGHT NOW!!