Corrupt-a-Wish

[Supernal]

Granted, but none of it is where you live.

I wish for world peace.

 

[Giggi]

Granted - but now everyone is dead.

I wish lunch time would get here more quickly.

 

[SmileMon]

Granted - but now everyone is dead.

I wish lunch time would get here more quickly.

Granted, but you will get nausea from everything you smell.

I wish those disgusting Italian almond cookies I bought would turn into canolli...

 

[gfisher4792]

Granted, but you will get nausea from everything you smell.

I wish those disgusting Italian almond cookies I bought would turn into canolli...

Granted, but you get the last canolli that will ever exist. Do you eat it?

I wish I was thinner.

 

[Fish_Whisperer]

I wish I was thinner.

You are, but you are now a famine victim.

I wish I had gills.

 

[ScubaMike05]

You are, but you are now a famine victim.

I wish I had gills.

Done! You're allergic to water.

I wish I dunk a basketball.

 

[Fish_Whisperer]

Done! You're allergic to water.

D'oh!!! LOL!

I wish I dunk a basketball.

You can, but so can everyone else, due to new NBA regulations that drop the nets to just 3' high.

I wish I could converse with fish.

 

[gfisher4792]

D'oh!!! LOL!



You can, but so can everyone else, due to new NBA regulations that drop the nets to just 3' high.

I wish I could converse with fish.

You can, but you find that they are chatty little things that don't ever shut up, and all they ask/talk about is food.

I wish I could fly

 

[ScubaMike05]

Other guy beat me to the punch. lol

 

[ScubaMike05]

Nice Fish Whisperer

I wish I could fly

Done, but you run into a plane.

I wish I could do a backflip.