Corrupt-a-Wish

[shark girl]

Granted, the temperature is now 117* Kelvin

Wish the weather did what we wanted more often so we didn't need to keep wishing about it!

 

[inventor]

Granted, the DOD HAARP project now controls the weather.

Wish I had my pilot's license.

 

[shark girl]

Granted. But you've got to fix the plane before you can get anywhere.

Wish Inventor didn't keep making me use google to find out stuff!

 

[inventor]

Granted, now it's all banned four letter words.

Wish I was playing longer.

Goodnight.

 

[shark girl]

Goodnight!

Granted, but you wouldn't get much sleep.

I wish I could get decent diving magazines here in NZ.

 

[inventor]

Granted, they are about diving drainage ditches in Mumbai.

Wish all this apnea stuff would just get fixed.

 

[shark girl]

I sadi decent diving magazines!

Granted, but the inventions are still gonna need working on!

wish I didn't have to go to work today.

 

[inventor]

Granted, you're already there.

Wish a decent rec center was closer.

 

[shark girl]

Granted, it's right next door, but you have to put up with the gym music.

Wish it was 6pm... Off to work I go.

 

[inventor]

Granted, in Greenwhich.

Wish shark and I could stay and play.