Corrupt-a-Wish

[ohmdiver]

Granted but you only control the onset of fog and rain in England

I wish Diving Doc would get out of the fog

 

[Diving Doc]

Granted but you only control the onset of fog and rain in England

I wish Diving Doc would get out of the fog

Granted but you then realise its not fog, your eyesight is knackered!

I wish everybody in the US didnt think that it rains all the time in England

 

[ohmdiver]

Granted but you have to tell them, after singing a medley of Beatles song


I wish our knowledge of the UK's culture didn't come from BBC America British Sitcoms

 

[Diving Doc]

Granted but you have to tell them, after singing a medley of Beatles song


I wish our knowledge of the UK's culture didn't come from BBC America British Sitcoms

Granted but you now have to watch the same sitcoms about Australia

I wish we had a taco bell over here

 

[ohmdiver]

Granted but you get e-coli too.

I wish I could try real fish and chips

 

[Diving Doc]

Granted but you get e-coli too.

I wish I could try real fish and chips

granted but it is from a bad fish and chip shop and you get e-coli too!

I wish we could get proper monteray jack cheese here

 

[ohmdiver]

Granted but it takes so long to ship it gets moldy.

I wish I knew what a Gimbo is

 

[Bad Karma]

granted... but now you have to explain it to everybody else....

i'm waiting.....

come on... EXPLAIN IT!!!



i wish i had a bigger.... Jeep.

 

[BoomhowerSpeaks]

granted, but you're too short to get into it, and there are no ladders

I wish I was done with school

 

[Scuba-Jay]

Granted...but you're "done" as a result of taking nudie picutres of the deans wife and he found them...yup, you're out of school for good!!

I wish my dog would stop chewing my sandles!!