Corrupt-a-Wish

[Abidon]

Granted, we're coming over for dinner tonight.

I hope jupitermermaid has a fully stocked refridgerator.

 

[ohmdiver]

granted abidon is so happy that he can only eat while hopping on one foot and whistling show tunes

I wish Mrs. Abidon enjoys the show....

 

[jupitermermaid]

Granted, pork rinds, bacon, sausage, spaghetti, and cheese puffs, your woman's favorite foods.

I hope abidon can get used to his new diet that he's forced to follow.

 

[Abidon]

Granted, what do you mean by "new" diet. That's what I eat all the time.

I hope jupitermarmaid doesn't have lots of vegetables in her fridge. Homey don't play that!

 

[jupitermermaid]

granted the only veggies I have are french fries, ketchup, and spaghetti sauce.

I hope Abidon and his new wife have ultra stretch wetsuits.

 

[Abidon]

Granted. But the wetsuits are too tight & we up-chuck our meal all over your dining room table.

I hope jupitermarmaid has lots of paper towels.

 

[ohmdiver]

granted but she forces you to clean it up with the Mrs. dress.........


I wish abidon is still married....

 

[jupitermermaid]

Granted, they are both into warm leftovers that have already been masticated.

I wish they would give up leftovers after at least three days of upchucking.

 

[dutybooty]

Granted: But not to you.


Wish I had the money to buy that pretty Galileo Sol

 

[jupitermermaid]

Granted, but they stop selling the Galileo Sol's and you have to buy a cheap imitation instead.

I wish I was beautiful instead of sweet and syrupy.