Corrupt-a-Wish

[Karel26]

They let you have a job on construction only night shift. .

Wish the winter is already over. .

Live to dive and Dive to live. . . . :burnout:

 

[montanamd]

granted, the winter is over, but now you have infernal heat and no air conditioning and the windows in your car and house wont open.

Wish it was thursday morning

 

[shark girl]

Granted. But it is Groundhog Thursday and you are destined to repeat it five times.

Wish we could drive cars without creating pollution.

 

[santafejoe]

Granted you know have a car that is pollution free cause it has no engine .
Wish i could go surfing today .

 

[shark girl]

Granted, but the ocean is as calm as a millpond.

Wish I had a decent coffee shop near work.

 

[inventor]

Granted, you now work near Saturn.

Wish my errands were already done today.

 

[montanamd]

granted, but you now have three times as many for tomorrow.

wish the weather will be nice for today

 

[crowleyW]

granted, but you now have three times as many for tomorrow.

wish the weather will be nice for today

Granted, but mosquitoes will like the day also and will bug you for whole day.


I wish that my holidays would start already

 

[shark girl]

Granted, but you'll miss the snow.

WIsh that economy seats on planes had internet access so I can play on scubaboard all the way to Hong Kong.

 

[bhalah]

Granted, but for some unknown reason you cannot remember your sucbaboard login id or password.

Wish I could put together a diving trip to the Austrailian Great Barrier Reef.