Ok, I'll pick on my own state now...
When two trains meet each other at a railroad crossing, each shall come to a full stop, and neither shall proceed until the other has gone.
It is illegal to take more than three sips of beer at a time while standing.
(I would be afraid to see what would happen if this were ever enforced)
A recently passed anticrime law requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed.
The entire Encyclopedia Britannica is banned in Texas because it contains a formula for making beer at home.
In the great city of Houston (where I grew up)..
Beer may not be purchased after midnight on a Sunday, but it may be purchased on Monday.
Temple Tx...
You can ride your horse in the saloon
No one may ride a horse and buggy through the town square.
And finally Texarkana...
Owners of horses may not ride them at night without tail lights.
TwoBit
When two trains meet each other at a railroad crossing, each shall come to a full stop, and neither shall proceed until the other has gone.
It is illegal to take more than three sips of beer at a time while standing.
(I would be afraid to see what would happen if this were ever enforced)
A recently passed anticrime law requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed.
The entire Encyclopedia Britannica is banned in Texas because it contains a formula for making beer at home.
In the great city of Houston (where I grew up)..
Beer may not be purchased after midnight on a Sunday, but it may be purchased on Monday.
Temple Tx...
You can ride your horse in the saloon
No one may ride a horse and buggy through the town square.
And finally Texarkana...
Owners of horses may not ride them at night without tail lights.
TwoBit