scubapro50
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over worked ? ...... need some serious down time ? ...... go diving !
Favorite Dive Phrase
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Mick_O
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"Got EAN32?" or "Got EAN36?"
"Will work for EAN32" or "Will work for EAN36"
"Contents under pressure" (edit - opps, that one was listed above, sorry!)
"Contents likes pressure"
"Don't dive? Get bent!"
"S.C.U.B.A - Sexy Creatures Underwater Bare All"
"Live to Dive - Dive to Live"
"I really can't understand people who get bent outta shape for nothing - they should have been paying attention in SCUBA class!"
"NO, they're not floatation devices!"
"Integrated BC"
"Diver in a box, ready to go - just add water"
"Need air? Go get your own!"
"Lamaze is a form of buddy breating."
"How long does an AL80 last YOU?"
Another idea is to print text on the shirt similar to the inspection stamps on a bottle, but with numbers that suits her.
"Will work for EAN32" or "Will work for EAN36"
"Contents under pressure" (edit - opps, that one was listed above, sorry!)
"Contents likes pressure"
"Don't dive? Get bent!"
"S.C.U.B.A - Sexy Creatures Underwater Bare All"
"Live to Dive - Dive to Live"
"I really can't understand people who get bent outta shape for nothing - they should have been paying attention in SCUBA class!"
"NO, they're not floatation devices!"
"Integrated BC"
"Diver in a box, ready to go - just add water"
"Need air? Go get your own!"
"Lamaze is a form of buddy breating."
"How long does an AL80 last YOU?"
Another idea is to print text on the shirt similar to the inspection stamps on a bottle, but with numbers that suits her.
gasgirl
Contributor
I remember seeing a t-shirt with the stick figures from the Dick and Jane series wearing scuba gear:
See Dick...
See Dick Dive Deep...
Don't become a Bent Dick... Dive Safe.
See Dick...
See Dick Dive Deep...
Don't become a Bent Dick... Dive Safe.
Firebrand
Contributor
I dive to get away from:
My Boss
My Co-workers
My Coffee Machine
My Early Mornings
Getting Nitrogen Narcosis Is Better Than Being Bored At Work
Nitrogen Narcosis makes diving more fun!
If you're not narced, your not diving deep enough!
My Boss
My Co-workers
My Coffee Machine
My Early Mornings
Getting Nitrogen Narcosis Is Better Than Being Bored At Work
Nitrogen Narcosis makes diving more fun!
If you're not narced, your not diving deep enough!
Firebrand
Contributor
SCUBA - Some Come Up Bubbling Alot!
Sideband
Guest
Hmmm... The common phrases I hear around the dive site are usually things like:
"Stop touching me!"
or
"Get away from us." and "Go bother them!"
And my all time favorite, "What are you doing in the changing room that is taking so long?"
Really though,I love the idea about the evolution of man crawling from the sea then ending in a diver headed back into the water. That was perfect. (I apologize for not crediting whoever said it but it was several pages ago when I saw it and on my dialup connection I don't want to go looking).
Joe
"Stop touching me!"
or
"Get away from us." and "Go bother them!"
And my all time favorite, "What are you doing in the changing room that is taking so long?"
Really though,I love the idea about the evolution of man crawling from the sea then ending in a diver headed back into the water. That was perfect. (I apologize for not crediting whoever said it but it was several pages ago when I saw it and on my dialup connection I don't want to go looking).
Joe
teknitroxdiver
Contributor
scubamax:
That doesn't quite match up. How about Some Come Up Barely Alive?
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