TONY CHANEY
Contributor
After several mistakes by the student after briefing and rebriefing the dive training plans again and again, the cave instructor asked, "Are you on drugs?"
Another cave student was staying with us while he was going thru his class. He had failed before and was trying it again. So conversation went like this:
Student: "the diver that they paired me up with was going too fast for me to keep up."
Us: "so what did you do?"
Student: "I kept going until I caught up with him."
Us: "So why did you fail your class?"
Student: "becuase I broke the rule of thirds."
Us: "and you don't see the problem with that."
Student: "I only broke it a little."
Instructor: "that's like being a little pregnant!"
Student...no other reply
OBTW...he failed again!
---------- Post added November 27th, 2012 at 05:31 PM ----------
For some divers on here, if I may quote myself, "You should have more dives than posts."
---------- Post added November 27th, 2012 at 05:32 PM ----------
really enjoying this thread
Another cave student was staying with us while he was going thru his class. He had failed before and was trying it again. So conversation went like this:
Student: "the diver that they paired me up with was going too fast for me to keep up."
Us: "so what did you do?"
Student: "I kept going until I caught up with him."
Us: "So why did you fail your class?"
Student: "becuase I broke the rule of thirds."
Us: "and you don't see the problem with that."
Student: "I only broke it a little."
Instructor: "that's like being a little pregnant!"
Student...no other reply
OBTW...he failed again!
---------- Post added November 27th, 2012 at 05:31 PM ----------
For some divers on here, if I may quote myself, "You should have more dives than posts."
---------- Post added November 27th, 2012 at 05:32 PM ----------
really enjoying this thread