vladimir
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I am an occasional user of Facebook. I mostly post carefully photoshopped pictures of myself, often leaning against an expensive sports car. They are intended to create the illusion that I am wealthier, thinner, and better preserved than I actually am. My target audience are my ex-wives and ex-girlfriends, who can now rue the day they rejected me.
I also like to keep track of ex-wives and ex-girlfriends: you know, see how they're doing, how fat they've gotten. It's amazing how great some of them look, actually.
Oh yeah, I post my dive pictures to Facebook, also. Here's a photo tip for all you beginners: there's nothing more slimming than a black 5-mm wetsuit.
I also like to keep track of ex-wives and ex-girlfriends: you know, see how they're doing, how fat they've gotten. It's amazing how great some of them look, actually.
Oh yeah, I post my dive pictures to Facebook, also. Here's a photo tip for all you beginners: there's nothing more slimming than a black 5-mm wetsuit.
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