htatton
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A friend of mine has been offering me free ScubaDiving lessons for years now and has told me we can start next week.
I'm not going to hold my breath.
I'm not going to hold my breath.
Need some good scuba jokes
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TONY CHANEY
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I was diving a wall at 10 feet and a guy without scuba gear comes up to me. So I head deeper to 20 feet and here this guy comes again. So not to be outdone by a free diver I head to 60 feet. I did not see him again until I was back on the beach and a group was around him. I went and asked him what kinda diving was he doing. He said drowning,
How do get an octopus to laugh? Ten tickles.
Two fish are in a tank, one drives, the other shoots the gun. (this is best for military divers)
Two fish are in a tank, one drives, the other shoots the gun. (this is best for military divers)
DiverDan85
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Went scuba diving the other day, I went deeper and deeper.
Until I saw a most magnificent sight. A beautiful mermaid, probably the most gorgeous creature I’d ever laid eyes on.
I thought of asking her on a date but I took one look at my pressure gauge and realized.
She was way out of my league ...
Until I saw a most magnificent sight. A beautiful mermaid, probably the most gorgeous creature I’d ever laid eyes on.
I thought of asking her on a date but I took one look at my pressure gauge and realized.
She was way out of my league ...
pickens_46929
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Q: Why don't sharks eat clowns?
A: Because they taste funny!
A: Because they taste funny!
mmcdanie
Contributor
Q: Who do Tech Divers listen to on their surface intervals?
A: Beyoncé
Thank you...
I'm here all week!
A: Beyoncé
Thank you...
I'm here all week!
mmcdanie
Contributor
Q: Who do Tech Divers listen to on their surface intervals?
A: Beyoncé
Thank you...
I'm here all week!
A: Beyoncé
Thank you...
I'm here all week!
The Chairman
Chairman of the Board
I'm kinda neutral to that last joke. 
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Shipwreckscanada
Contributor
Thank you for the jokes. I have much material for my event.
TONY CHANEY
Contributor
Just for grins, which ones are you going to use?
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