It was inevitable:
there are armchair quaterback
armchair generals,
why not armchair divers.
heck common they have seen every eposide of sea hunt, on nick at night, how hard can it be?
The you got the expert by association. My bosses daughter is that way. She has been diving for less then 2 weeks and already knows it all becuase dad owns a dive shop...Pa-Lee-ZZZZZ.
In the magazine Maxim, during it's first year had a segment called Liar-Liar. it was a quick guide how to impersonate some profession. Fighter pilot, high stakes gambler, Navy Seal..... It gave a quick guide to the lingo, some things to avoid and a few all purpose annecdotes...the funny thing about it is that people actually do this stuff. why not here. you get a few pointers, read few threads...now I can talk the talk. Unfortuately on the board, we can ask for proof....c-card and log book please, oh don't have one? talk to the hand. Guess we just have to see if tech support can put in a BS filter. maybe make it opt in.