Putting together a survey.... need your help

[Fishkiller]

Scuba Divers Addict's Quiz

Do you want to know if you suffer from "Scuba Deficit Disorder" (SDD)? Then just take this simple quiz. These questions will help us to determine whether or not you suffer from this terrible affliction; the only known cure for which is Diving. SDD affects the lives of millions of Americans, hundreds of Canadians, and a handful of Europeans and Pacific area residents every year. If that doesn't scare you, let's just say that you are more susceptible than anyone else. YES, YOU! If you suffer from this disease, missing just one trip to LDS could be FATAL. The following series of Yes/No questions will allow us to determine your Addiction Factor(TM).

1. Do you use Diving to escape from your problems?

2. Have you ever woken up in of your own gear?

3. Do you find that it's easier to scuba than go to sleep?

4. Do you spend more than 30% of your income on Scuba and/or Scuba related products?

5. Has anyone ever told you that you "have a problem"?

6. Do you need Scuba Magazines:
a) ...to get up in the morning?
b) ...to get out of bed?
c) ...to be injected intravenously to stimulate blood-flow?

7. Do you own a Rebreather?

8. Do Native North American Aboriginal Indian Peoples call you "Ona mac towanda" (Smells-like- Fish)?

9. Have you ever sold personal or other people's possessions just to get your fix for the day?

10. Does the phrase "Swiss water diver" strike terror into your heart?

11. a) Do you have a scuba gear in more than one room of your house?
b) ...in more than five?
c) ...in your bathroom?

12. Do you fill your own tank?

13. Do you think of growing your own gills?

14. Do you salivate uncontrollably whenever you see water?





That should be a start please add more

 

[MnLakeDiver]

15) have you ever tried to dive your hot tub

16) Is www.scubaboard.com your home page

17) when people talk about computers do you ask "councl or wrist mount?'

18) Did you give/recieve anthing Neoprene this xmas.

 

[Dee]

19. Do you practice back rolls from the edge of your bathtub?

20. Do you keep your logbook in the car to have something interesting to read while waiting for your burger at Sonic?

21. Have you decorated your house with obsolete scuba gear? IE., scuba tank floor lamp, old set of regs draped over a doorway, etc.?

22. Do what few 'normal' friends you have left dread seeing you with a photo album in hand?

23. Does your family and friends have the LDS phone number as your emergency contact number?

 

[scuba-sass]

2. a. Have you ever woken up in someone else's gear?

 

[Ontario Diver]

19) Do you do a "safety stop" in the shower?

20) Can you identify the fish in your local lake, by genus name, species name, common name, and nickname that you gave them.

21) When you call the nickname, does the correct fish show up?

22) do you refer to your childern as "my little Surface Intervals"

23) Do you suspect you have AIDS (Aquatically Induced Divorce Syndroym)

24) When driving with someone and they say "let's stop for gas." you get out your nitrox C- Card

25) Has your dive computer had the "Unsafe to fly" icon turned on constantly for the last year.

26) Can you order food and wine for two in a fancy french restrant, all in diver sign language.

27) do you climb stairs at 30 ft / min.

28) Do you think that this is an actual survey rather than a funny joke?

 

[CGoheen]

29. Do all the LDS know you by your first name, and your kids names, and they send you Christmas cards?

30. Do you "forget" to tell you spouse that you purchased a new 1st/2nd stage?

31. Does it take 12 pages in the back of your log book to track your warranties? and you have more warranty cards than credit cards?

 

[KC_Scubabunny]

32. Have your non-diving family members ever attempted a tough love intervention?

33. Have you ever called to confess to your spouse that you stopped by an LDS over lunch and spent $206 to find out he stopped in another LDS over lunch and spent $60 and so they cancelled out? (true story from yesterday)

34. Does every family holiday, grandparents 50th wedding anniversary, cousins wedding turn into an opportunity to dive in a new place and meet in person with scubaboard friends?

 

[JustAddWater]

35. Does the family vacation photo album have more pictures of fish than family?

36. Does the term "wet dream" make you think of Cozumel?


37. Is your study of the genus/species names of marine life an attempt to keep the Latin language alive?


38. Do elevators remind you of poor bouyancy control?

 

[NAUTICAL NOBLE]

36. Are you reading this thread through a mask?

 

[Norm]

39. Do you pull safety stops when ascending stairs?
40. Does the rapid ascent of an elevator make you worry?
41. Does any diveshop within a 100 mile radius still ask to see your c card?