emtdan
Contributor
My favorite, rudest, and most disgusting story is from my last two summers on Action Quest. We would sail around with 3 other cats at all times, and all the boats didnt all dive at the same time. We happened to all be anchored in the same area VERY close.
My boat had a dive to do so we got into the water, did our checks, and commented on the very strange odors all around us. All we cared about was that the smells werent in our tanks, which we had been pumping all through the sail to the anchorage. We did our dive, and while underwater, my friend pointed out a 3-4 inch brown "package", we looked up and it was raining down on us with little pieces of toilet paper accompining it. It was deemed to be the Carribien Turd Fish, and unfortunatly we all got hit by some of it. The dive went on, and we were constantly trying to clean it off of ourselves, when at our safety stop, it rained again, but this time was a little more broken up. What were we to do? We had to be at the stop, and it wouldn't help to surface, so we stayed there retching into our regs. It turned out that some people on another boat didnt see our HUGE dive flag, and took long trips to the head.
I dont think i'll ever get those small brown spots out of my BC (just kidding, they came out with some dishwashing liquid).
Another story, this time we were the rude divers:
My boat would dive in shifts, because we needed surface support, as well as other boats did. As payback for the actions of members of another boat, we decided to give them some surprises on ascent. Once they had broken the surface, we started to throw our moldy bread and other food at them, and around them. The hundreds of seaguls came and swooped in around them. They ended up covered in bird sh!t, and i think we all learned our lesson.
My boat had a dive to do so we got into the water, did our checks, and commented on the very strange odors all around us. All we cared about was that the smells werent in our tanks, which we had been pumping all through the sail to the anchorage. We did our dive, and while underwater, my friend pointed out a 3-4 inch brown "package", we looked up and it was raining down on us with little pieces of toilet paper accompining it. It was deemed to be the Carribien Turd Fish, and unfortunatly we all got hit by some of it. The dive went on, and we were constantly trying to clean it off of ourselves, when at our safety stop, it rained again, but this time was a little more broken up. What were we to do? We had to be at the stop, and it wouldn't help to surface, so we stayed there retching into our regs. It turned out that some people on another boat didnt see our HUGE dive flag, and took long trips to the head.
I dont think i'll ever get those small brown spots out of my BC (just kidding, they came out with some dishwashing liquid).
Another story, this time we were the rude divers:
My boat would dive in shifts, because we needed surface support, as well as other boats did. As payback for the actions of members of another boat, we decided to give them some surprises on ascent. Once they had broken the surface, we started to throw our moldy bread and other food at them, and around them. The hundreds of seaguls came and swooped in around them. They ended up covered in bird sh!t, and i think we all learned our lesson.