Security upgrade at the ferry terminal

[lionfish-eater]

On a recent ferry crossing, I noticed a new sign indicating the enhanced security:

 

[Lorenzoid]

Reminds me of a sign I saw at the entrance to a bar: “No nuclear weapons allowed inside”

 

[flyboy08]

They better not ban Tequila!

 

[Streydog]

I like how you have to put your back pack through the "scanner" but you pull your suite case with you through the "metal detector" . The quotes are because I don't think either device works.

 

[lionfish-eater]

They better not ban Tequila!

 

[horn34]

I like how you have to put your back pack through the "scanner" but you pull your suite case with you through the "metal detector" . The quotes are because I don't think either device works.

and even if they did, all it takes is 50 pesos for a luggage porter and they bypass the "scanners"

 

[ggunn]

On a recent ferry crossing, I noticed a new sign indicating the enhanced security:

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So if your pocketknife doesn't have a corkscrew or if the fuse on your bomb isn't lit, they are OK?

 

[WetInPortland]

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