What Every Woman Wants

[Marek K]

I printed out the He-Mote Control last evening and showed it to my wife.

Later found her pointing the page at me, stabbing one of the buttons.

Turned out it was *whew* the "Chocolate" button.

Does it come with programmable keys?

--Marek

 

[alcina]

I am a pretty low maintenance gal...I only want the SNORE OFF button for our household. I'm hoping it works for Ridgebacks, too, as DH and the dog get into contests at night to see who can annoy me more or wake the neighbors first!

 

[ShakaZulu]

I guess that's why the woman love me..............

 

[Marek K]

I guess that's why the woman love me..............

'Cuz all they have to do is push your button?

Or because you don't snore?

 

[Marek K]

this comes in the male version too:

I also printed that off to show my wife.

Twelve-year-old daughter comes along, and asks Mom to explain it to her (she understood the He-Mote Control quite well).

Mom explained; using some, um, euphemisms.

Kid thought about it; then said very seriously that she prefers the other one.