Your pajamas are camouflaged, and they doubled as your hunting clothes.
You shoot dinner from the kitchen window.
Life is not good, unless you can scrath 'em balls, drinking a cold beer, and watching WWF wrestling on the black and white TV.
Your wife looked like your first cousin, because she is!
Hunting season ends only when you are caught.
You go to church with a hunting tag on your best jacket.
Your favorite colours are camo and orange.
You heard that urine attracted bucks, so you've got 5 gallons saved in the garage.
You've got two guns in every corners of the house, why would you need a gun case?
Your son's first birthday present is a nerf sniper rifle and cross bow set.
Christmas is celebrated with a melody of duck and goose call to the sound of christmas carols.
Your living room has more carcasses than the Detroit city morgue.
You mounted the squirrel that annoyed you while deer hunting.
Best type of fishing is bottom fishing (I actually enjoy this).
Sucker season is the only time you wade in the water with a spear.
Nightcrawlers are found crawling in the crisper of your refrigerator (this actually happened).
Stinkbait is a pot of rotten fish for coon trapping, you throw in a frog just for the flavour.
You got 4 types of urine for your cologne (doe in heat, fox in heat, rut special, and your own concoction).
Your annual vacation is to Cabela and Bass Pro Shop.
You have life membership with the NRA.
The shooter's bible is your favorite potty read.
Your bumper sticker said "You ain't taking away my gun, until you pried my dead cold fingers from the trigger."
Your subscription to Guns & Ammo, Field and Stream, and Fur Fish and Game never runs out, as you are on the lifetime membership.
Two of your 5 coon hounds were killed by your own trap!
You voted for Bush, as them durn democrats are going to take away your guns.
Your two childs are named Hunter and Fisher.
Unfortunately, my brother, admits to at least half of these, and his sons are actually named Hunter and Fisher!