You know you're a scuba diver when...

[smoothfin]

when your kitchen table is covered in dive gear and you've taken to eating over the sink, and you see no problem whatsoever in this arrangment.

 

[Kwbyron]

when your kitchen table is covered in dive gear and you've taken to eating over the sink, and you see no problem whatsoever in this arrangment.

When you move the kitchen table into the garage for your dive gear.

 

[Stormbringer]

...you fart as a way of getting rid of extra nitrogen as well as other bad gasses.

 

[JoeKScuba]

When you realize that by taking two arrows and putting them back to back and then connecting the loose ends you make a perfect dive flag.

When you get to a dive site, gear up, and sit in the driver's seat of your car seriously contemplating whether or not to create a new wreck. Hey it's cheaper than your gear anyway....

 

[TimAZ]

You are consigned to indentured servitude to the LDS to pay off gear, trips, etc... (Guilty). Also you NEVER get out from under it because you are always in the shop with all this cool gear.

 

[radio flyer]

When someone at work is giving you a lot of hot air BS and all you hear are bubbles, bubbles, bubbles.....

 

[offroaddiver]

If somehow you seem to buy something dive related atleast every month.

Just bought 2 ~400 piece oring kits for me and gf's gear. Only $6 a set.

 

[aboalreem]

when you sign a legal document and put under your signiture your PADI #

 

[ccohn2000]

how about when you offer to help someone you just met to undress, and they accept.

How about when you just automatically help them without asking and they don't even blink.

 

[mdmbike to scuba]

When you wake up in your wet suit, you wake up in your wet suit and you wake up in your wet suit :mooner: