You know you're a scuba diver when...
- Thread starter smb1014
- Start date
Please register or login
Welcome to ScubaBoard, the world's largest scuba diving community. Registration is not required to read the forums, but we encourage you to join. Joining has its benefits and enables you to participate in the discussions.
Benefits of registering include
- Ability to post and comment on topics and discussions.
- A Free photo gallery to share your dive photos with the world.
- You can make this box go away
BettyRubble
Contributor
When on a date with a nosebreather and it is too exhausting to try to explain why scuba rocks . . instead it is easier to just kick nosebreather to the curb and move on!
ShakaZulu
Contributor
Resurrecting a thread from 2005!!!!!!!!!! Nice 
sweetwaterhag
Registered
...you wear your dive booties to the grocery store!
fencingfish
Contributor
- Messages
- 163
- Reaction score
- 13
- # of dives
- 200 - 499
...when people compliment your tan and you are disappointed that your surface interval was such to allow receiving a tan.
...meeting random guys on online forums and meeting up for a dive is perfectly normal for you, but completely sketches out your family.
...when a co-worker tells you about their weekend fishing trip and the weird fish he caught and all you can think is "dang, I wish I'd been there to swim with that weird fish!"
...you pick fights with lobster, you know, the little ones as large as your hand but with disproportionate attitude.
...more of your photos are from underwater than topside
...your family sees you at home after work or on the weekend and ask if you're feeling alright. And if you're feeling alright, then are all your dive buddies okay?
...meeting random guys on online forums and meeting up for a dive is perfectly normal for you, but completely sketches out your family.
...when a co-worker tells you about their weekend fishing trip and the weird fish he caught and all you can think is "dang, I wish I'd been there to swim with that weird fish!"
...you pick fights with lobster, you know, the little ones as large as your hand but with disproportionate attitude.
...more of your photos are from underwater than topside
...your family sees you at home after work or on the weekend and ask if you're feeling alright. And if you're feeling alright, then are all your dive buddies okay?
...forget to pay your cell phone bill cause you're too busy diving this summer, and they cut off your service. 
...calculate how much air fill you can buy with that speeding ticket ya just got.
...when you're in London on a business trip and wonder if you can dive the Thames in between meetings.
...calculate how much air fill you can buy with that speeding ticket ya just got.
...when you're in London on a business trip and wonder if you can dive the Thames in between meetings.
gndpdr
Guest
you live in an old r v and the hot water heater breaks down .you think real hard ..hmmm..cool the dive gear will now all fit in the tub/shower area ..and you call it the dive locker ..so it's 20 ft to the shower building...
Seaduced
Contributor
somebody on the dive boat yells, "SHARK!!!" And everybody jumps into the water!
Belmont
Contributor
When you put spring straps on your flip flops.
Similar threads
