NudeDiver
Contributor
OMG that is just priceless! Thanks for the laugh.I would actually respect an airline more if their ad said something along the line of "you're going to get screwed, why not get screwed by us?"
I can picture the commercial in my mind. You could have a hot hookeresque looking woman come on with a simple white background (ala Apple commercial) and in a sexy voice, say something like, "So - you're going to fly? Do you want to fly with me? You know you're going to get screwed right? I mean, screwed like you've never been screwed before!"
Then, pan to a crowd of 3 or 4 prominent Congressmen/women, dressed up in the airline's uniform - and have them gleefully shout, in unison, "Why not get screwed by us!"
Such an airline would almost certainly get an increase in sales from such refreshing honesty in advertisement