Corrupt-a-Wish

[Didje]

Granted, tomorrow is Friday, but you are stuck in a time loop and tomorrow is always Friday, so no more weekends for you. Better call in sick!

Wish Lady Gaga was my dive buddy forever.

 

[SC_Hoaty]

Granted, but I don't really want to describe how "dive buddies forever" turns out. (Think Pirates of the Carribean and the crew of that one boat.)

Wish my old dog was young again.

 

[Scuba Lady]

Granted, but he/she is ill and may not live to be old... be thankful he/she has been with you as long as he/she has!

Wish my long gone dog was still around!

 

[SC_Hoaty]

Granted - The ashes are in a jar on the mantle.

Wish there was peace in the Middle East.

 

[shark girl]

Granted; but Africa is still going to blazes.

Wish my favourite socks did not have holes in.

 

[bhalah]

Granted, but you cannot find your shoes.

Wish I did not need a prescription mask.

 

[Didje]

Granted, you are now blind so you can even dive without a mask.

Wish my boss was on vacation all the time.

 

[SC_Hoaty]

Granted. It is now time for personnel reviews, and no raises without the boss signing off on it.

Wish Walmart would improve their customer service.

 

[bhalah]

Granted, but they raise their prices 20%

Wish I was debt free.

 

[The_Ghost]

granted, but you are a hobo with no job or money


wish I was the CEO of playboy magazine