Dear Dork Divers Advice Column – Ask us your questions

[J.R.]

Dear Dork Divers,
There seems to be a common thread that people think DD's are against safety and DIR...I didn't think DD's were anti-anything so long as you're having fun doing it and not putting somebody else down? Was I wrong?

Thanks,
Dan

I don't think there's a Dork around who could'a said it better... rock on...
artytime: artytime:

J.R.
DD - #... ummm.... something...

 

[almitywife]

Dear Dork Divers

i currently own 9 tanks and just had a sweet deal pop up for another 2 tanks... should i take it?

can one own too many tanks??

 

[diverdan214]

While not quite on the same level of utility as the almighty snorkle, you can never have too many of either.

 

[MBH]

Dear Dork Divers:
I need a wetsuit zipper operator c-card. Does your organization have any such specialty?

Thanks
Brent

 

[diverdan214]

It's called the DOoZE Specialty

Dorkish Operation of Zipper Expert

mainly you learn how to do comical prat falls trying to get a hand on that zipper lead thing. Think the old putting brooms in the closet gag.

 

[MBH]

It's called the DOoZE Specialty

Dorkish Operation of Zipper Expert

mainly you learn how to do comical prat falls trying to get a hand on that zipper lead thing. Think the old putting brooms in the closet gag.

Sweet!!!!!!!!

 

[SkullDeformity]

I once told a homeless guy at the bart in san francisco to steal me an ipod or cell phone by 5 pm and I'd pay him $20. I came back at 5:30 and he was there with a black ipod video but no headphones. I paid him and told him to get lost. As I was walking away, he tackles me to the ground infront of everyone at the bart, takes the ipod back, and runs. Lucky for me, he was a ****ing gimp and I ran after his *** and tripped him. Took the Ipod AND the $50 AND all the other change he had. Then pulled out my swiss army knife and cut him on the arm..nothing big, but it bled. This was about a block away from the bart.

Dork divers, am I a bad person?

this is copypasta lol at u

 

[diverdan214]

Two Qualifiers:

Were you wearing a snorkle?

Did you enjoy doing it?

 

[SkullDeformity]

Dear DD,

I come to you with a problem, but also, with a preposition. I have been dating the same woman for 3 years now and I'm finally done. I'm in college now and I think its time for a change. My problem is, its going to be hard to break up with her. My preposition is, I need something to say to her and thats where you all come in. Suggest something for me to say as my last words to my dealy beloved and I might just say them. What do you say ?


COPYPASTAAAA!!!

 

[MaconBubbles]

I once told a homeless guy at the bart in san francisco to steal me an ipod or cell phone by 5 pm and I'd pay him $20. I came back at 5:30 and he was there with a black ipod video but no headphones. I paid him and told him to get lost. As I was walking away, he tackles me to the ground infront of everyone at the bart, takes the ipod back, and runs. Lucky for me, he was a ****ing gimp and I ran after his *** and tripped him. Took the Ipod AND the $50 AND all the other change he had. Then pulled out my swiss army knife and cut him on the arm..nothing big, but it bled. This was about a block away from the bart.

Dork divers, am I a bad person?

this is copypasta lol at u

I try not to judge people, but I'd say you need to get a bigger knife if you want to be a Dork Diver.