Uh-huh...
Okay, the dive flag is setting. I used Elmer's glue that I didn't know I had. No telling how old is was, but it looked like it was the proper consistency when it came out. And it tasted okay.
I will warn all of you who are waiting on pictures (with baited breath?) that this dive flag is not intended for the weak in stomach among us. It's made for humor, not longevity. I'm not even 100% certain I put the stripe on right. I was, after all, working with layers. And the glue doesn't always go on the right side. I had to remove my shoes and socks and install a clothespin on my nose in order to check the dive flag stripe orientation against my dive toes. Which have, by the way, fared nicely.
I even created a potential scuba propeller to go on my scuba beanie in honor of the surface beanie. It will probably last all of 30 seconds, but isn't success based on failure?
First the beanie, next the moon!
Note: I'm not really sure what that was supposed to mean, but I thought it sounded good.