You know you're a diver when...

[Rich Keller]

When you dream that you can breath underwater without equipment.

 

[TTPaws]

...when you drive past any body of water and wonder about the visibility.

Or it's depth. Every time we drive by a body of water I would ask my wife I wonder how deep it is and then whip out my phone and Google it. I get disappointed when I can't find the answer.

 

[FinnMom]

You have flashlights so bright they can wake up neighbors 2 blocks away.

 

[TTPaws]

You know you are a diver when ....
You plan your surgery so it interferes with your diving the least amount.

I know this one is supposed to be funny, but I've had 4 knee surgeries and I scheduled them in January. Since I have to stay out of the water for at least a month and supposedly no diving for 2. Around here January is the start of the no diving for me anyway.

Now I have to have oral surgery, so no regulator for 4 months. I knew I'd need back in June. Guess when i scheduled it for. Yep January.

 

[cascas]

When you drive past a marina and wonder how those boats would look under water. ..

 

[TMHeimer]

Or it's depth. Every time we drive by a body of water I would ask my wife I wonder how deep it is and then whip out my phone and Google it. I get disappointed when I can't find the answer.

Yes, it's hard to find water depths online. Sometimes you can if you really dig.

 

[BugHunterNY]

You know you are a diver when all of your disposable income goes towards dive trips and gear.

And even some that's not disposable. That third backup of everything is a necessary expense.


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[bowlofpetunias]

I know this one is supposed to be funny, but I've had 4 knee surgeries and I scheduled them in January. Since I have to stay out of the water for at least a month and supposedly no diving for 2. Around here January is the start of the no diving for me anyway.

Now I have to have oral surgery, so no regulator for 4 months. I knew I'd need back in June. Guess when i scheduled it for. Yep January.

doesn't everyone do it that way? Well sensible people would of course. Whenever I am sick.. I tend to avoid going to the doctor unless it is something that if left untreated will effect my diving

You must be a scuba diver if:

When you go shopping for a new car the first thing you ask the salesman is to show you the boot (trunk) because you have brought your dive tub to see if it will fit. Need to fit two sets of dive gear and 4 tanks.

The next question is show me the key. You want to know if it has attached electronics and how big it is to see if it will fit your waterproof key safe or how much it will cost to get one cut without the electronics. Yep.. we did both of those!

 

[Storker]

...when you drive past any body of water and wonder about the visibility.

...and you're looking at the terrain and wondering how it would look underwater.

 

[dbulmer]

You know you're a diver when crosslegged you wish you were in a wetsuit