Corrupt-a-Wish

[Airtech77]

granted but you can only eat plain white rice, and you are not allowed to operate gasoline run equipment....

I wish AirTech 77 wasn't offended by deisel and rice

Why would I be offended dy diesel and rice? Although they are disgusting granted but YOU are now deathly allergic to white rice and diesel.

I wish I had a million wishes

 

[Airtech77]

I guess I should have specified scale and my idea of economical).

As far as you, granted but you won't need them because now you're an insect!

I wish that I had greener grass in my yard.

Granted but you are now dying of thirst.

(see above for my wish)

 

[DM95]

Why would I be offended dy diesel and rice? Although they are disgusting granted but YOU are now deathly allergic to white rice and diesel.

I wish I had a million wishes

Granted....you have a million wises. But for every one you take to benefit yourself you lose 200,000 and you cannot make any wishes to change the deal or wish someone would wish you into a better position.

I wish for clear viz and no current whenever I dive.

 

[ohmdiver]

granted but you can only dive in fresh bathtub water....

I wish DM95 full face mask doesn't scratch the tub...

 

[Airtech77]

Granted but now it will shatter the tub

I wish I dind't have to work tomorrow

 

[ohmdiver]

granted you are now unemployed and never have to work again....

I wish AirTech77 doesn't have to sell his share of rice and deisel to get by....

 

[DM95]

Granted....enough rice and diesel for life.
But the diesel and rice are now mixed together.

I wish I had gills.

 

[Airtech77]

Granted but now all the water dried up

I wish rice mixed with diesel tasted good

 

[Yazrick]

Granted, but now you are spontaneously combustive every time you fart


I wish Airtech77 send us photos of the moon when he takes off.

 

[DM95]

Granted but the photos can only be seen during the Vernal Equinox with 3d glasses.

Now I wish I didn't wish for gills.....