Corrupt-a-Wish

[ohmdiver]

Granted you are gill-less

I wish DM95 doesn't get taken out by rule 6....

 

[mts0628]

Granted but now he's taken out by rule 7.

I wish I was the best cook in the world.

 

[mugenheimer]

granted but you are allergic to meat and vegetables.

I wish I dating a pygmy seahorse

 

[DM95]

Granted- but now the seahorse is knocked up and you have to carry the fetus to full term........

I wish I knew what rules 6 and 7 were..............

 

[Airtech77]

Granted now you know but the rules have changed

I wish I didn't spontaneously combust when I pharted.

 

[mts0628]

Granted DM95, but now you have an insatiable urge to drink Kool-Aid and you will not give up until you have been fully assimilated.

Excerpt from DIR Rules:
Rule #6. Always look cool.
Rule #7. If you can't look cool doing it, it's not worth doing in the first place.

I wish rollerbladers would see the light and would then switch to skateboards (I'm sure deep down inside they do too ).

 

[DM95]

Great....first the rules change and now I gotta pee without a valve in my drysuit. Well, your wish is granted but the skateboard has square wheels.

I wish "world peace and happiness for everyone."

 

[ohmdiver]

Granted but it only happens when you are 1000 miles from any body of water

I wish DM95 doesn't mind the dessert

 

[Yazrick]

Granted, but now all the deserts turn into tropical forrects

I wish Airtech77's breath didn't smell like diesel

 

[DM95]

Granted....Airtech77's breath now smells like swamp gas with onions and garlic.

I wish I were an Oscar Meyer Wiener...