Corrupt-a-Wish

[Taniwha]

Granted, your brain is now a bucket of muddy water, and you are being still until the mud settles to the bottom and the water is clear.

I wish lil sis knew an easier and faster way to meditate.

 

[venturediver]

Granted: But now you are so happy all the time that everyone thinks you are a flake and wants to have you committed.

I wish DUI dry suits didn't cost so much.

 

[fldiver327]

Granted, but it costs $1000.00 for each dive you make!

I wish that every dive I make is better than the last one!

 

[lil sis]

Granted but you have a whole bunch of bad dives.
I wish my ac was broken

 

[wstein]

Granted, it is broke so that it only kicks on at 120 degrees, and you live in the jungles of Borneo, where it gets to 119 degrees

I wish I was diving in Lake Mead this weekend instead of next.

 

[lil sis]

wait! I meant I wish my ac wasn't broken!
Granted but you get heat stroke and have to cancel your diving adventures for the next 5 weeks
I wish my ac wasn't broke

 

[wstein]

again it isn't broke, but the thermostat is set to only turn on at 150 degrees, and now you live in the middle of the Sahara desert where the average temps are 120 degrees

I wish I did suffer a heat stroke on that dive trip to Lake Mead

 

[lil sis]

Granted you do suffer a heat stroke
I wish I could get that job I applied for

 

[wstein]

dohhhhh....I need to proof read what I type

ok, you get that job you applied for, however you are immediately reassigned to some nasty dirty job since you didn't have a confused look on your face your first day at work

I wish I was a better proof reader.

 

[lil sis]

Granted but you are dyslexic
I wish I wouldhave a good time tomorrow night