Joe Cool
Contributor
Well, you'll never know. Here's what I think is goign to happen if you take this job. It's just like the movies...
The guy's pproposing to pay you $200 if you find his old watch. $100 if you don't. You take up the job and eventually find the watch but its mounted on a treasure chest. You haul up the entire chest and you end up with a bullet on your chest. He says thank you and throws you overboard with your $200. You get washed ashore half-dead. Next thing you know, you were out for a few weeks and being nurtured back to health by a gorgeous babe. It turns out that gorgeous babe was supposed to finish you off but had somehow fallen for you. Gorgeous babe is now being pursued by the baddies with you in tow. You manage to sneak out of the country and escape to the Honduras where you plan to live happily ever after with gorgeous babe. Flash-forward one year later. You find yourself running a busy dive shop in the Honduras with gorgeous babe. (Camera pans to a building window across the street from your dive shop): There is a dude smoking a cigarette by his window watching your dive shop and keeping an eye on you. Smoking dude nods his head, kills his cigarette, moves away from the window, and walks out of the room.
That's the end of the New Jersey arc of the story. Who wants to do the Honduras arc?
(Sorry, but I have too much time on my hands today. Ha, ha, ha!!)
The guy's pproposing to pay you $200 if you find his old watch. $100 if you don't. You take up the job and eventually find the watch but its mounted on a treasure chest. You haul up the entire chest and you end up with a bullet on your chest. He says thank you and throws you overboard with your $200. You get washed ashore half-dead. Next thing you know, you were out for a few weeks and being nurtured back to health by a gorgeous babe. It turns out that gorgeous babe was supposed to finish you off but had somehow fallen for you. Gorgeous babe is now being pursued by the baddies with you in tow. You manage to sneak out of the country and escape to the Honduras where you plan to live happily ever after with gorgeous babe. Flash-forward one year later. You find yourself running a busy dive shop in the Honduras with gorgeous babe. (Camera pans to a building window across the street from your dive shop): There is a dude smoking a cigarette by his window watching your dive shop and keeping an eye on you. Smoking dude nods his head, kills his cigarette, moves away from the window, and walks out of the room.
That's the end of the New Jersey arc of the story. Who wants to do the Honduras arc?
(Sorry, but I have too much time on my hands today. Ha, ha, ha!!)
