underwaterangel
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Restraint is a good thing... and you are keeping that "be good" promise.
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canuckdiver:ummm.......
Naw, too easy!
:lol:H2Andy:engineers are realy funny to make fun of...
You might be an engineer if . . .
. . . you have no life and can prove it mathematically.
. . . you chuckle whenever anyone says centrifugal force.
. . . youve actually ever used every single function on your graphing calculator.
. . . when you look in the mirror, you see an engineering major.
. . . you know how to integrate a chicken and can take the derivative of water.
. . . youve calculated that the World Series actually diverges.
. . . you hesitate to look at something because you dont want to break down its wave function.
. . . you have a pet named after a scientist.
. . . you laugh at jokes about mathematicians.
. . . you can translate English into Binary.
. . . you cant remember whats behind the door in the science building which says "Exit.
. . . you have to bring a jacket with you, in the middle of summer, because theres a wind-chill factor in the lab.
. . . you are completely addicted to caffeine.
. . . you avoid doing anything because you dont want to contribute to the eventual heat-death of the universe.
. . . you consider any non-science course easy.
. . . when your professor asks you where your homework is, you claim to have accidentally determined its momentum so precisely, that according to Heisenberg it could be anywhere in the universe.
. . . the fun center of your brain has deteriorated from lack of use.
. . . youll assume that a horse is a sphere in order to make the math easier.
. . . you know the glass is neither half full nor half empty; it's simply twice as big as it needs to be.
. . . you understood more than five of these indicators.
ROFL :laughing: some of ya'll should come with warning labels... Tea is still far nicer spewing from ones nose then beer is...dlndavid:Goup 5 :lurk_2:
And who are you to talk about warning labels? My nostrils are still burning...baitedstorm:ROFL :laughing: some of ya'll should come with warning labels... Tea is still far nicer spewing from ones nose then beer is...