Phuket-Koh Tao Bashing

[DevonDiver]

Three points to make for Koh Tao....

1. Topless teenage swedish honies in front of my dive centre every day.

2. Whopping great tiger shark caught off Chalok last week.

3. Topless teenage swedish honies in front of my dive centre every day.

 

[MoonWrasse]

Three points to make for Koh Tao....

1. Topless teenage swedish honies in front of my dive centre every day.

2. Whopping great tiger shark caught off Chalok last week.

3. Topless teenage swedish honies in front of my dive centre every day.

So...you're saying the best thing about diving Koh Tao is hanging out in the dive shop?
Or is it the sea food?

 

[DevonDiver]

Well....the apres dive sightseeing is a definite improvement over sweaty speedo clad germans.....

 

[Pez7378]

My girlfriend (32) and I (37) were just talking about going to Thailand, mainly Koh Tao this October. I'm not into stoned, Halucinating teens. She's not into me seeing topless swedish teens. Seriously, you folks could do more to PROMOTE your dive scene, rather than make each other look like a bunch of two bit ass clowns.

Koh Tao 0
Phuket 0

 

[bcdannymalone]

Honestly, if you can't see that this thread is tongue-in-cheek from the first post, stay home. Really, travelling's not for everyone...

 

[MoonWrasse]

Well....the apres dive sightseeing is a definite improvement over sweaty speedo clad germans.....

Hey some of those chubby Speedo clad Germans likely have bigger melons than those Swedish nymphs.

Anyway, there's really no shortage of Swedes around Karon/Kata beach.

 

[DevonDiver]

Anyway, there's really no shortage of Swedes around Karon/Kata beach.

Cool...I'll be heading over soon then!

 

[DevonDiver]

I'm not into stoned, Halucinating teens. She's not into me seeing topless swedish teens.

But you are into the topless teens?...try and convince her to come then

Read the first post in this thread and you may begin to understand that this is a bit of jokey fun for people who work here...not an informative thread for potential visitors.

In seriousness, Tao in October 'may' be rainy depending on when the monsoon starts.

 

[Batfish]

Just about anywhere may be rainy in October. The rain tends to be in Phuket if I stay here, or on the east coast if we go to visit my wifes family in Chumphon. The last 2 years we have made plans to go to Koh Tao for a couple of days and had them scuppered by the weather. In October 2005 I drove from Phuket to Chumphon in early October and it rained all the way. You'l probably see less topless teens if its raining.

 

[DevonDiver]

Just about anywhere may be rainy in October. The rain tends to be in Phuket if I stay here, or on the east coast if we go to visit my wifes family in Chumphon. The last 2 years we have made plans to go to Koh Tao for a couple of days and had them scuppered by the weather. In October 2005 I drove from Phuket to Chumphon in early October and it rained all the way. You'l probably see less topless teens if its raining.

Yep...it's off to Sipidan for me when the skies go grey this year!