DD traditions *must* be absolutely voluntary on the part of the diver. Pranks and practical jokes must never be traditional, as at least some of us have likely been on the receiving end of too many.
(That's not to say you can't have a lasting duel with another diver, complete with peanut-buttered tank straps and everything else, but that must never be sanctioned as Dorkness.)
(That's not to say you can't have a lasting duel with another diver, complete with peanut-buttered tank straps and everything else, but that must never be sanctioned as Dorkness.)