You know you're a scuba diver when...

[demarest652]

your out of work and rather than trying to find a job you spend all of your time on sb and in the lds.

 

[Divergirl4U]

When you are totally convinced you can not date anyone other then another diver.

When all your time off is planned around your favorite dive sites.

 

[mstrdvr]

A chainsaw is considered "essential " dive gear....

 

[mikerault]

???Chainsaw???

 

[ssidiv3r]

for cutting a hole in the ice. You don't see much of that in southern areas

 

[mikeguerrero]

when your students ask you, "Professor, there isn't anything in the class syllabus about SCUBA, isn't this English 1A"?

You reply, "Yes, but in order to understand your first writing paper on cause/effect we need to understand a 3minute safety stop at 15ft, okay lets take a look at this handout"?

 

[UnderwaterBumbleBee]

when you don't want to go on a free tropical vacation (family trip) provided by your in-laws because there isn't any good diving there....

 

[Sea Spartan]

You see a perfectly good ship / Boat and think "that would make a nice wreck"

haha yea. when my dad and i went to the battle ship New Jersy, the first thing we thought was "that would make an awsome wreck!"

 

[cdarroch]

.... you try using your C-card in an ATM

I tried that... the ATM spit out a bunch of log pages and reduced my account balance to -$∞

 

[tflaris]

Just looking to have a little fun. Please complete the following phrase, You know you're a scuba diver when...

You go into deep depression after cleaning your gear.