Corrupt-a-Wish

[Storker]

Granted. However, the water is 7 degrees C, and the only suit you have is a 3mm shorty.

I wish it stopped snowing soon.

 

[Reku]

Granted! You now live on the sun.

I wish I could fit through the restriction at Morrison Springs after the blast sealed it - unfortunately I don't think anyone can ....

 

[Storker]

Granted. However, once inside you're unable to get out again.

An instant before being vaporized, turning into incandescent plasma, I wish I was back on Earth again, in nice sunny spring weather.

 

[Reku]

Granted! Random island in the middle of nowhere it is!

I wish I had a lifetime supply of variously favored cupcakes!

 

[Scuba_Jenny]

Granted. However somebody else has the same wish, and you have to share, thus both living half as long.

I wish my house would clean it self.

 

[Reku]

Granted! Your entire house was cleaned ... by a smelly old trucker with no home - he does not intend to leave.

I wish I had a giant salted pretzel.

 

[WarrenZ]

Granted it is clean by way of a tornado by the way you need a new roof.

I wish I was out of the doghouse more often.

 

[Anthony Appleyard]

Granted: whenever you go into the doghouse to clean it out, the dog bites you and chases you out very fiercely GRRRBITESNARLRR, and you never clean it out again, and the neighbors complain about the smell.

I wish I lived near enough to the sea for easy access to scuba dive.

 

[Scuba_Jenny]

Granted. You live on a tropical island paradise with the best diving in the world. However on your first dive panic struck and you can't bare to get in the water anymore, and the best you can do is look on as others get to dive.

I wish my that tornado that swept though a couple posts back would come back and put my house back together.

 

[Alastor]

Granted, now the house is in the same place, but upside down. The hardest job is using the WC on the ceil.

I wish to dive, right now.