Corrupt-a-Wish

[NYCNaiad]

Wish granted. The weekend came early. I'm sorry to say you were struck down with a very bad case of dengue & so couldn't enjoy it. How's the break bone fever, treating you?

I wish all the people annoying me right now would be silent.

 

[WarrenZ]

Wish granted your deaf now it's only the voices in your head.

I wish my beer was cold....

Nevermind the next one is here already.

 

[frndrfoe]

Granted, Your previous beer is now 38 degrees. Unfortunately it is moving through your kidneys at this temperature.

I wish the water in the local quarry was 75 degrees

 

[NYCNaiad]

Wish granted. Unfortunately, it's now 75 degrees C which is 167 F.

I wish I had a nice ripe mango to eat.

 

[Anthony Appleyard]

Granted. But you are at 55 feet deep diving with a fullface mask, and you have no way to eat the mango underwater, and no way to hold onto it until you surface.

I wish I was still young enough to scuba dive.

 

[Scuba_Jenny]

Granted. But the time machine was a little bit over zealous, and now you have to wait till your potty trained and a few other developmental milestones.

Wish I could of dived today.

 

[NYCNaiad]

Granted. You did dive today which was truly unfortunate as your buddy never showed up, the water was freezing, your tank was filled with bad air, your weight belt fell off during the dive, you got a hole in your BC, you lost your camera, you used a friend's defog which unfortunately was contaminated, your computer stopped working (the warranty ended yesterday), your favorite mask cracked & you have no idea where one of your fins went.

I wish I was already dive fit.

 

[Anthony Appleyard]

Granted. And the sudden accompanying enlargement of shoulder muscle makes $2000-worth of smart business suits too tight for you to wear, and their trousers are now loose round your belly.

I wish that the ciguatera risk would go away.

Ciguatera - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

 

[Reku]

Granted. The Ciguatera risk has gone away because all of the reefs throughout the world are now dead and cannot support life.

I had a icebreaker so I could go explore Antarctica.

 

[wildbill9]

Granted, you are now the proud owner of a ballpeen hammer and a 10 penny nail. It will only take you 4382 year to break though the ice. I wish my wish had not unforseen consequences.