Caveeagle
Contributor
But then you don't look cool. And looking cool is the first rule. Ahead of "always wear black" and "don't die."
#1. Always look good. (Wearing black helps most of us)
#2. Don't die... (nuff said)
#3. If you must die, try to at least look good doing it! (Still, again back to wearing as much black as possible)