Boogie, do they make 7ft straws?? Are you drinking in a team and have extra beers available if the bar tender isnt free to deliver and you use up a substantial part of your nearest buddy's beer - you dont want to make him OOB now do you? I used to find team pubbing required some de-beering time prior to arriving home, we used to do our stops at the local kebab or chinese places. Its bad where you have been down the pub for a while and find due to the amount you have drunk that you have an overhead to contend with and find yourself OOB, so we used a steady 50/50 mix of kebab and fries to get through our de-beering stop time on the way home. Always got home safely, never had to be rushed to the bathroom-chamber to puke (but i do recall this as a problem with younger drinkers). I should also hope that you dont confuse your mix and drink it too deep to get al-tox, i have seen many in my youth have convulsions on that, particularly when they werent trained in the use of alcohol and its limits or 24 hour exposure. I got my altrox certification in the UK in 1995, but i had been using it in shallower depths before that where al-tox wasnt going to be a problem.