Ok, ok... here we go ('scuse the hijack, everyone...)
1- ...get up early on days off (you kidding? they're waiting at the bedroom door with forks and plates...)
2- ...while they're at the movies (who takes 'em there, and picks 'em up? They range in ages from 7 to 18 - is there such a thing as one movie fits all?).
3- ...send them to grandmas (one is 700 miles away... the other 230).
4- ...you'll find a way to dive... (Lord knows, we try... we try...)
5- ...get 'em certified... (getting just my wife and I certed, geared, and to open water was a small fortune... we took them *all* on a cruise last year -- next one *they* pay for -- glad you have the disposable funds)
If I can get 'em to turn off the lights behind them consistently, I'll think about getting 'em certified...