Hey..., thats my etype The Impossiblilist, photo...whats not to like?
As for 9/11, that is my birthday.... what can i say? In 2001 i stayed up all night partying on a houseboat, in the morning went to a lounge for some hair of the dog...and whoa...The party was over. Im from the east (Toronto) and I had my little sister and friends in NYC and so i was freaked out trying to get her on a line. That particular 9/11 wasnt a good day for anyone.
Anyway, im no muslim. Just a global undersea infidel (GUI) with a hull up on stays and a volkswagen microbus...a box of snorkels and just about enough gear for a 4-8 person scuba charter biz....
Im going to convert and restore a 36 55 yr old fishing boat. No bayliner fiberglass fuelguzzling rocketships for this skipper. Old world style, hand rubbed teak, sextants n chronometers, gin and tonic on the aft deck, tea and cucumber sandwiches in the forecastle and cruising speed, 8 knots, will drag sailboats for pinkslips...and the zodiac in case we have to find and rescue the people without snorkels.
Anyway, this is not a snorkel jihad (SeaJay...put down that phone). And i agree with you Raven, its personal choice. But sometimes you wiseguys with your ( singalong!) computron zoltrix ovaloffice 3600s wristmount consoles, and your 6000 hp spanish armada boat-dives lighting up the underbrush, and your smells like victory infrared quasi-molecular, time travelling, smoke screening, anti-matter DIR ju-jitsu, ... with the strongbad gear neologisms and the kung-fu grip macro-ray nano-bot and the heads i win, tails you lose UHF shortwave radar spectrum analyses of the wee bonnie snorkel is just plain off. Sorry..., sunspot interference is scrambling your gamma-waves..maybe turn down the gain and get worf to drop the forcefields. Reroute the main energy conduits away from the primary plasma nacelles...must find a new source for dilithium crystal! Open the sub space channels.....message from unknown interspace communication!...Put it on the screen!
'Dammit Jim! I'm just a Doctor not a magician!'
'You...Must...Find....A....Way....To....Com...mun-eh-kate...withtheselifeformsSpock!'
'Aye Captain...the wee engine canna tak nomor Captain'
'Quite logical Jim...a simple tube, bent in the lower dihedral, and inserted in the mouth...will provide enough oxygen for surface travel until we can find the portal back to our check point. I see no point to continuing kickfinning in this illogical fashion'
'Dammn You! You inhuman greenblooded logic machine! Have you no emotions? I'll rip your vulcan eyes from your skull with your simple tubes! I'll smash the computer you have for a mind like a rotten tomato! I'll teach you to savage meat with your heartless logic.....'
'StanddownBones....he....may....just....havesomething...there. Whathave...you got...Spock?
'A snorkel Captain.'
The snorkel...Friends, Citizens and Romans...is an excellent piece of gear. Learn to use and appreciate it. You will be surprised...at how much more useful it is than you think. I know your snickering right now......but one second...
It is an unarguable fact and truism that a prone diver with a snorkel can travel farther than a kickfinning diver on his back. Seajay, take the rubber ducks out of your test tank and see if your nude LauraCroft screensaver is conflicting with your hydrodynamics software....(ahhh Laura...) Now on a boatdive...big deal..unless you are left stranded out there a few miles from shore. And someones going to say what if theres two foot chop? 3 foot slice, 9 inch nails, 2 meter dice?...well, what if theres 10 foot guila monsters spitting neurotoxins from their sex glands? No problem...the guila monsters will indentify the kickfinners as being in heat and try to couple with them. And, its easy to clear a snorkel on every breath with a little practice. And if you dont want to use one, dont...like i said keep your nose clean and i see no problems. But dont sneer at people who do...the snorkel is a piece of gear that is useful, not useless or...Leonardo daVinci wouldnt have invented it.
And on a shoredive...forget about it. Sure tell me how your just going to use your reg to swim 200 metres...i will snorkel and save 1-200 psi and if your kickfinning i will be there twice as fast and have seen twice as much.
Like...if you dont want to use one, i respect that.....But all im doing here is stepping in and stopping you N-64 PowerRangers from picking on the snorkel. And if you dont stop waiting after class to rough up the snorkel ..ill tell your mom.
....i mean it!
....stop it.
...thats it...!
...not kidding this time.